The Ballad of Jonnie Rice

Back in July Jonnie Rice stepped in to replace Gerald Washington (who had covid) to fight undefeated prospect Michael Coffie.  This was supposed to be Coffie’s ‘gatekeeper’ fight, the win that would propel him into the upper echelon.

We remember Washington.  He defeated such men as Robert Helenius, Eddie Chambers and Ray Austin on his way up.  He made it that far, but then stalled out, being stopped by Wilder, Kownacki and “Big Baby” Miller.  Now he mans the door – if you want to break into the top ten, you have to go through him (or others like him).

But Jonnie Rice is not a gatekeeper.  He is a journeyman, a professional opponent, a sparring partner. His record the night of the Coffie fight was 13-6-1.  Coffie was his third undefeated opponent in a row, and he had lost the last two. 

The luster of the evening must have been somewhat tarnished in Coffie’s eyes.  He was going to fight a man who had been in with the very best, and thus raise his own stock.  But instead he found himself relegated to knocking out yet another chump, a journeyman, a tomato can.  Maybe he started at a psychological disadvantage, thinking he had very little to gain.

Meanwhile Rice recognized that this was an opportunity. While he had gone the distance with Ajagba, and was competitive, he later criticized his own performance. “I didn’t take the risk” of opening up offensively was how he characterized it.  In other words (mine) he was fighting like a sparring partner. Before the Coffie fight he vowed not to do that again, saying “It’s time for me to beat one of these guys.”

As you know, he did just that, stopping Coffie in the fifth round.

He earned $55,000 for that fight. He said that wasn’t enough for him to quit his job (bouncer).  But after he won the rematch, he got a three-fight deal.  He has quit his job, and for the first time, at the age of 34 he is a full-time boxer.

How many guys, in their thirties, after losing two in a row, just pack it in?  How many knuckle-down, saying “this is my last chance” and train harder?  Maybe that’s a fifty/fifty split.  The boxing world is full of tough guys, and not a lot of quitters.  But even tough guys have to look at the facts and weigh the pros and cons.  Everyone eventually gets to that place.

Many carry on when we wish they wouldn’t.  Tyson kept fighting past his prime. He said he needed the money.  Muhammad Ali never said why he couldn’t stop, he just couldn’t stop. 

How rare it is, when a 34 year old with a mediocre record and back-to-back losses knuckles down and makes for himself a whole new career.  If he keeps winning the competition will get tougher and the purses will get larger.

Jonnie Rice will fight on.  “But for how long?” you ask. 

Three fights long. That’s how long.

And God bless him.  He has given us all a thrill.  We love to see a fighter get up off the canvas and turn things around.  How much more when the man’s career seems to be over and yet he rises to new heights?

I remember, as we were taking our seats one night, hearing the ring announcer open his remarks by saying “Ladies and Gentlemen, for your entertainment, a night of professional boxing…” That phrase kind of startled me.  It was a little jarring to hear it described that way. I don’t like to think of boxing as entertainment, but in truth, it is.  I want it to be something more, the way that a symphony is more than a pop song, a sonnet more than a limerick.

It made me feel a little sordid, like an ersatz Nero watching the gladiators. 

I admire the skill, agility, craftiness, toughness and artistry of boxers, and their strength of will, their “heart”.  I’m a straight guy, but I am not unaware that many of these men (like Rice) are fine-looking individuals.  I admire this quality too. 

I am also aware of the enormous sacrifices they make, and the huge risks they take to present this spectacle to me.  To call it “entertainment” feels like a discount, an insult.

For every fighter we see on TV there are hundreds we don’t see, men that never make it that far. Blue collar men, and some drunks and ne’re-do-wells too.

They too contribute to the spectacle.  They are the rubble, the ballast that televised boxing is built on.  Without losers there could be no winners.  For every 10 – 0 prosect, there are ten men with a black eye and a concussion. Rice surely looked to be one of those before the events of last year.

And all these men too deserve our respect and our gratitude.

Rice is not yet a star, or even really a prospect.  All he has done thus far is earn for himself a chance at a better life.

Foreman and Ali were stars. I count them among my heroes.  The fame they achieved in the ring put the spotlight on otherwise exemplary lives.  They showed us how it is done.  Life that is.  They had their faults, surely.  But they both lived out their convictions.  In that they were examples to follow. 

We don’t all get to be examples.  We don’t all get Dragons to slay or mountains to climb.  I wrote about this before.  If you scroll way the hell down you can find a post entitled “The Big One” that talks about that.

Rice’s achievement, of course is much smaller, and so far is really only a potential achievement. Maybe a dragon with a small “d” has been given him. 

His story seems more like an endorsement of that cherished canard: “Never give up and you can make your dreams come true”.  We all like to cling to the belief that we are somehow in control of our destiny.  We look at Rice and say “See?” He did it! I can do it too!”

That’s still a fairy-tale, but when the Ballad of Jonnie Rice is written, I hope it ends on a high note.

Good, Not Great

I like what Wilder said after he declined to show Fury respect in the ring:  “…Last but not least I would like to congratulate Fury for his victory and thank you for the great historical memories that will last forever…”

Yeah, he’s right.  We won’t forget that one.  It was another classic, like their first fight. That Fury has a concrete block on his shoulders.  I mean that as a compliment.  Best chin since Foreman.  Too bad he doesn’t have more power.  That would make him great.

I heard a couple sports news guys suggesting its time to start talking about Fury’s place in the pantheon of greats.  I disagree.  He defeated Wilder twice, and he out-pointed a frustrated Klitschko by adopting the ‘Drunken Debutante” fighting style.

Other than those wins, I find his record lackluster, crummy, execrable.

He went the distance with the likes of Pianetta and Otto Wallin.  And while he was doing that, Wilder was fighting Luis Ortiz and Dominique Breazeale. 

And he stopped them both.

No, the Gypsy King has got a way to go before I’ll consider him a ‘great’.

Wilder, on the other hand…

“Hopefully, I proved that I am a true Warrior and a true King in this sport.”.

Yeah, he already had.

Back in the day, he fought a ‘bum-of-the-month’ assortment, taking it slow.

We all saw a big bully cracking drunks on the skull, not taking chances, not advancing.

Then in 2013 he knocked out Liakovich, then in 2014 Malik Scott. This earned him the right to fight Bermane Stiverne for the WBC title.

That fight went the distance. Deontay Wilder won the fight, against an accomplished boxer too, by boxing, and not merely by dropping bombs.  He won the WBC belt and defended it 10 times, ending all of those fights within the distance.

Fury didn’t defend the belts after defeating Klitschko. Not once. He went on a three-year hiatus, battling his demons and drinking and tooting and going crazy and bravely fighting back and blah blah blah.  I mean I’m sincerely glad the lad got his issues sorted out and he’s enjoying life.  Good on him. But that does not make him a great fighter.  That designation requires victories against top competition, defending his title against the best.

His only title defense so far was this last one, against Wilder.

Lets see what he does in the coming years. 

He may quit. Go out undefeated.

By the way,  Joe Louis won 27 title fights.  Klitschko, 25.  Muhammed Ali won 22 title fights.  Tyson Fury, 3.

He has a way to go.

A Surprise, But more of an Embarrassment

I can forgive the loss.  The possibility of greatness is not an obligation.  He doesn’t owe us a spectacular career.  It was fun watching him up till now.  But that last one was frankly an embarrassment.

Finland’s Robert “The Nordic Nightmare” Helenius (R) and Poland’s Adam “Babyface” Kownacki (L) fight during a 12-round featured rematch at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, October 9, 2021. (Photo by Robyn Beck / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)

I did not expect him to slow down, to fight off the backfoot. That was the surprise. I thought he would double-down on his four-alarm-fire, both-arms-swinging assault technique.  It worked for him the last time.  Don’t forget, before Hellenius knocked him down, Kownacki was peppering him with both hands.  But he chose incomprehensibly to fight from long range with a man who had longer arms.

Hell, the fight became target practice for Hellenius, and he had Kownacki’s eye closing in the first round.

So, he was frustrated, he was scared, he felt sure that Hellenius was going to knock him out again, that he had no chance at winning.  So he was immature, and he was an embarrassment.  He punched Hellenius in the balls.

On purpose, repeatedly. 

The talking heads correctly said he was looking for a way out.

It reminded me of a film I saw (and I have seen so many) I couldn’t tell who it was that made film, regarding Ali / Liston, the rematch.  This fellow pointed out something I hadn’t noticed before.  Right at the opening bell, Ali meets Liston at the center of the ring, and *Boom!* *Boom*! A left and a right, both hard, flush shots.  They happen so quickly that I had (as did the guy calling the fight) overlooked them.  Go see – watch for yourself.

Then he proceeded to dance, moving around the ring flicking out his punches like lightning, and ducking, shucking and jiving, slipping everything Liston threw.  Liston could not find him with anything.

He had to be thinking “This is going to be just like the last time. How can I get out of this?”

Just then, a flash knockdown!  A right to the temple knocked him down.  “I might as well let this be it” thought the already beaten man.  He stayed down, and despite Jersey Joe Walcott’s comedy routine, was ruled loser by first round KO.  He avoided the pain of continued humiliation.  He could take a punch, he couldn’t take being made to look ineffectual, insipid, inert.

There have been lots of guys that impressed, amassed an undefeated record, that accumulated a following only to end up too close to the sun and like Icarus fall to the sea.  We all thrill to watch the meteoric rise (and how does that phrase make any sense?) but the meteoric thud is distasteful affair, and we look away as soon as we can.

Kownacki’s record had a blemish,  he had a single “L”.  Lots of guys have one loss.  Even champions have a loss or even two, or more.  It happens. But now his record bears the freight of a used diaper.  The stink of that “DQ” is going to limit his choices of opponents, and will hamper his negotiating leverage in his second attempt at the comeback trail. And he lost more than just the fight,  I think he lost a lot of fans, this one included.

Excited for Usyk…Sort of

Well that makes a mess of things. Didn’t expect Usyk to win. 

But hats off to the lad, he did good.  He climbed the mountain.

He looks to me like a man that loves to fight.  He wants to punch you in the head.  Joshua looks like he punches you in the head because he’s been taught to.  Usyk dances like Lomachenko.  Joshua plods.  Usyk’s boxing: A+,  Joshua’s, A-.

But now comes the stretch of interminable months for the damned rematch (I mentioned somewhere before, they ought to outlaw the ‘immediate rematch’ clause from these fighter’s contracts.)  We just saw Joshua / Usyk.  We don’t want to see it again, at least not immediately.

We want to see Joshua / Ortiz or Joyce / Usyk or Ajagba / Wilder. 

I know, my imaginary match ups are so attractive as to be almost lurid.  Your pulse rate went up, I saw it.  Just imagining such an event makes one feel naughty like a porn-surfer.

But no, the puritanical tapeworm will not us let have the thrill of such fights.  It will keep on delaying and rematching and waiting for the best fighters to get too old…

Well lets hope Fury hangs around long enough to fight Usyk, assuming Usyk wins the rematch and Fury bags the trilogy.  That would still result in (perhaps by the end of 2022) an undisputed champion.

This makes the formerly gray-with-disdain third installment of Fury / Wilder start to sparkle like a Christmas present.  I’m genuinely looking forward to it.  Let’s see who gets the chance to stand in line for umpteen years waiting for the chance to be called “undisputed.”

Sorry, I’m a little more grumbly today than usual.  If Joshua had won, it would be like this fight never took place.  Bing bang boom, Fury beats Wilder and we’re back on for the big showdown.

Having said that, if I were a gambler I would pick Fury to win this upcoming three-pete, but the old-school American boxing fan in me wants to see Wilder pull off the upset.  I know, just a couple months ago I was calling Wilder “the Pooper” and expressed my hope that Fury would knock him out again.  I changed my mind.  I’m just wacky like that.

Here’s a puzzle for you.  I just looked it up, and Boxrec, the IBO, WBA, WBO and IBF do not have Deontay Wilder in their top ten.   Oy.  Go figure.  Here’s a guy that’s not even in the top ten that may well be the lineal champion in a couple weeks.

Joyce vs. Takam

First, let me point out that I correctly predicted the outcome of this fight.  I correctly said that Takam’s age would be a factor, and that Joyce would knock him out.  It seemed I was right on both counts.  Takam spent a lot of energy in the opening rounds (I gave him rounds 1, 2, & 4).  But then it appeared that he slowed down in round 5 and Joyce started taking him apart.

Takam was staggered by a left hook in the opening second of round 6, and then was on the receiving end of a shoe-shine to the head.

I understand that Takam disagreed with the stoppage, but watching it live I thought the ref was a little late stepping in.  Takam took an awful lot of punches to the head.  Remarkable chin on that one. Most heavyweights would have been on the canvas.

The talking heads pointed out that Joyce started slow, and got hit a number of times.  They seemed to insinuate that this was an  exposure of a weakness, a liability.  What I noticed was that he never panicked or discarded his game plan. He was pretty much emotionless in his corner, wearing a face of concentration and determination.  There was a moment when he disagreed with his corner and apparently spoke sharply to them, but I couldn’t hear it.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll repeat it here:  I’m a big Joyce fan.  I love his approach to the game – that is his “fast track” to the title.  From day one he has sought and fought the best opposition.  Most fighter pad their resume with wins over inferior opponents, like David Adeleye who (on the undercard) fought one Mladen Manev, whose record before the fight was 3 – 9.  Not exactly an inspiring matchup.  (Adeleye is a Brit, so maybe he’s emulating Fury and his fights with Schwartz and Wallin.)

So, now we wait.

We wait for Joshua / Usyk, we wait for Kownacki / Helenius, we wait for Ajagba / Sanchez, we wait for Fury / Wilder.

We wait for Joyce vs. ???

Which one of the tall ones has the cojones to face this man? 

It would be kismet if Usyk beat Joshua then had to face Joyce.  There’s bad blood there, you know.  Usyk decisioned him as an amateur, and I’ve heard him say it a number of times “I want Usyk”. Today he called out the winner of Joshua / Usyk.  I  hope they make that happen.

OK, I Guess I’m Over it

Since Wilder’s and Fury’s people moved to make the fight actually happen, and didn’t wrangle endlessly about the split, the ring size or whatever, and what must be in record time for a title fight, I’ll retract the “Pooper” moniker.

But damn.

When it rains it pours.

Four fights in one day.  Eight heavyweights,  three of the top guys are fighting, two of them facing each other,  (Fury vs Wilder)  we could see the coronation of a new heavyweight king on July 24.

The other is fighting a shameful sham of a farce of a travesty.   Joe Joyce is fighting George Takei.  I mean sure, I remember when he took his shirt off in Star Trek and fought with a sword – he had some pretty good moves back then.  But come on, that was 54 years ago.  The guy is ancient, and no way is he a heavyw… wait – what’s that?

It’s George Takam, not Takei.

Correction, it’s Carlos Takam.  This guy is a heavyweight boxer.  A real one.  He’s 39 – 5.  He’s been KO’d by Joshua, Chisora and Povetkin; which is not exactly an embarrassment.  He lost a decision to Joseph Parker too, and that’s not embarrassing either.  But if the pundits are right in putting Joyce in the top ten, he should beat this fellow easily.  It’s seems that Takam just can’t seem to bust into that top echelon.  When he gets a fight with an elite fighter, down he goes.  But what really makes this fight a sham of a farce of a flim-flam is this:  Takam is forty years old.  That’s four to the “O” to the “or-tee”.  Grandpa don’t stand a chance,

Joyce by KO.

Then we got Kownacki / Hellenius: the rematch.  I was surprised at the outcome the last time but I still expect Kownacki to come out firing from both barrels.  I just can’t picture him fighting defensively.  Even though he got peppered in the last fight, I think he’s going to go even harder and try to knock Hellenius out in the first round.

Hellenius knows what’s coming, he just has to keep from getting overwhelmed.  He had the right answer last time, fighting fire with fire, and while it looked to me like maybe Kownacki was ahead, Hellenius put one right on the button.  The shot that put Kownacki down the first time, (that wasn’t called a knockdown,) that was the decisive blow.  Kownacki got up, but he was not all there, and he never got his feet under him.  The end came shortly after.

I’m still going with Kownacki by KO.    

Efe Ajagba is fighting Frank Sanchez.  Both men are undefeated.  This is astonishing.  This is the second bout of its kind this year.  A few months ago, Joe Joyce fought Daniel Dubois while they were both undefeated.  It seems the lethargic pace the tapeworm  and the tall ones take is not endemic to the sport, but is perhaps limited to those who have a claim to the highest purses.  Some of those who are fighting to get to the highest purses are still willing to take a chance it seems.

Sanchez is 19-0. His opponents have a cumulative record of 207 – 164, or 55.8%.  Meanwhile, Ajagba is 15 – 0, having fought men with a combined record of 170 / 42.  That’s 80.2%.  Sanchez therefore is the untested one, in uncharted territory, is in over his head, and is going down.

Ajagba by KO.

Lastly we have the Wanker and the Whiner, and the Whiner is pissed.  Let’s see if he shows up all business, that is minus the theatrical costumes and such.  Let’s see if he’s wound tight as a clock again, or if he’s got some of his confidence back. He was outsmarted and outboxed the last time, and got beat but good.  But I guarantee you he has thought of nothing else since.  Maybe he’s got a surprise for Fury.

Or maybe the Wanker will undo and dismantle his man again.  That feels kind of likely.  I just hope it’s not like the Wilder / Stiverne rematch.  I like Wilder and I don’t want to see him retired yet.

Either outcome is okay by me.  It would be fun if Wilder won, because there would be a great exchange of hardware.  The lineal title (screw the Ring Magazine title) would change hands as well.  Our man from Alabama would get to scribe his name in the pantheon of legends, names like Mike Tyson, Muhammed Ali, Joe Louis.  No matter what happened after that the world will forever recognize that he climbed that mountain. 

Then the clamor would them be for a Joshua / Wilder fight, and I would happily spend money for that PPV.

If Fury wins, then Joshua / Fury is back on, and we are looking at an undisputed champion.  And that’s pretty cool too. I think Fury wins against Joshua.  It’s the Fury / Wilder bout that intrigues me now.

(No prediction this time.)

The conventional wisdom is that both Joyce and Ajagba can put themselves in the championship mix with wins on the 24th.  If Kownacki can beat Hellenius convincingly, then I think he does too.  It’s time to get these guys some bouts with the likes of Ruiz, Usyk, and Whyte.  Are you listening, tapeworm?

Wilder the Pooper

Bah!

A pox on them!  A pox on them all!  Damn the ‘sanctioning bodies’ and damn the tapeworm and damn the tall ones three! They’re all a bunch of Marie Antoinette’s the lot of them! 

First, at long last, after months of bickering, we finally had a fight date!  Wonder of wonders and miracle of miracles, an actual fight for the undisputed championship.  This was slated for ‘epic’ status in my own personal history.  I’d have to check, but I bet you can count on your fingers the number of “undisputed” fights have taken place in my lifetime.  This was going to be historic.

Then, a mere three days later, here comes tall one number 3 with his court ruling and poops over the whole thing. 

(I’m referring to the legal action by Deontay “Sashay” Wilder that put the kibosh on the August 14th fight between Anthony “the Little Prince” Joshua and Tyson “the Tosser King” Fury.)

Does this clown realize how pissed off the entire boxing world is at him right now?

“Hey, you! This is prize fighting, not brief filing  Get your ass out of court and back in the gym and get ready to fight someone.  Anyone, I don’t care. Going to court is what Don King does and we don’t need any more Don Kings”.

If he gets his third fight against Fury the entire planet will be rooting for Fury to break him in half.

They have rules in place, if you don’t defend your belt in over a year (or however long) they take it away from you and let real fighters fight for it.  It’s time they started enforcing those rules. 

Let them all rot, those prima donnas, those talkers, those pretend fighters.  Let them argue and fuss and call each other names and never fight again, if this truly is what they want.  Eventually people will stop paying attention.  Their money will run out (the tapeworm will see to that) and they will eventually be reduced to sending pissy text messages (“I h8 U, bitch” – “LOL UR stupid”) to each other. 

(“Oh! Fury sent the poop emoticon, that’s a foul.  He should have a point taken away for that.”)

Fury and Wilder each had four fights in a span of 15 months between  December 2018 and February 2020. Joshua had three fights in a slightly longer span.  But since then, neither Fury or Wilder has fought for over 15 months and Joshua has only fought one in the last 17.

Joe Joyce has fought 7 times in that same in the time it took one of the “big three” to fight three or four.  Ajagba fought nine times.

 I’m a Joyce man.  I’m an Ajagba man.  

I’m even a Zhang man.

Did you hear about Zhang Zhilei? Seems he had some illness at his last fight, not poor training. He looked damn good in the first three rounds but ran out of gas through no fault of his own.  He had kidney failure, liver damage and anemia.  Don’t know what all that spells out but I hope that they can get the big fellow back on his feet and at full strength soon.  If he can get his health issues sorted out he’ll be back in the in the mix.

Ruiz vs. Arreola

April 30, 2021

Chris Arreola put up a good account of himself in his last fight. Against Adam Kownacki he went the distance and in so doing set a record for most blows thrown by a heavyweight. The fight wasn’t particularly competitive in that he lost most of the rounds, maybe all, but in each one he was engaged and competing. His performance inspired a blog post too (see ‘Props to the Nightmare’).

In that post I mentioned that he had said before the fight that if he didn’t win, he would retire. I defended that decision, saying it was great to see a warrior go out in one piece, his dignity intact.

“I’m too old to start over, and that’s where I’ll be if I lose, back to square one.”

So I cringed when I first heard of the matchup. But then I thought about it: Why would Arreola change his mind about this?

No doubt if he pulls off the upset, there will be a big payday yet in his future. Maybe even another good showing in a losing effort will yield for him another lucrative fight. And even if he gets stopped, he is still getting $500,000 plus a share of the pay-per-view receipts for this one (maybe as much as $1,500,000).

He is forty years old, but in a sense he is still in his prime, if he can make that kind of money. It’s his profession, what else is he going to do?

As for Ruiz, everybody wants to see him trimmed down. I’ve read that he is down to 255. I’ve seen some photo-shopped pictures, too. We’ll all see the real Andy tomorrow night. I can tell you, 255 on a 6’-2” frame is not trim. If that number is accurate, he’ll still have some upholstery on him.

And this won’t matter against Arreola. He has always fought with a spare tire too. What will make a difference is Ruiz’s speed and superior boxing skills.

Ruiz by stoppage.


May 2, 2021

Arreola continues to be the story. He continues to surprise me. First, he weighed in at 228 – the lowest of his professional career. Second, he’s an Angelino. I was under the mistaken impression that he was Mexican by birth and not an English speaker. During the pre-fight hype he said that this fight was not about the paycheck, that he wanted to best Ruiz since Ruiz had done what Arreola felt he should have done (win the world title). Given the amount of work he put into training, I believe Him.

He has changed his mind about competing at the top. He plans to continue.

And he fought a good fight. Good enough that he got all pissy at the judges scorercards, thinking he had won more rounds than the one or two they gave him. He was wrong, but I believe he was sincere in that belief. (I was a little surprised that he went all potty-mouth in front of his six year old son.) In his mind, it was a close fight.

He had a great fight strategy that had him winning until Ruiz figured it out. Too bad he didn’t seem to have a plan B. Ruiz racked up round after round with hand speed, counter punching and boxing finesse.

As for Ruiz, I was a little disappointed. Sure, he won, and won convincingly. But we all knew he would do that. He was a 20 – 1 favorite. I wanted him to mow Arreola down in 1 or 2 rounds. Had he done that the tapeworm

would likely put him at the front of the line to face one of the tall-and-lazy ones. You know, the ones that won’t fight each other.

I suppose now he’ll have to face Ortiz or Wilder or Whyte. Or, God help us all, a rematch with Arreola. Can’t we make that illegal? You can have a return bout, just not back-to-back.

And they should start stripping titles from these wankers that would rather dicker over money than actually fight. I mean suppose you were looking at a fifteen million dollar payday. Would you put the whole thing in jeopardy by insisting on sixteen?

Me either.

Wankers.

Dubois not a Quitter

I enjoyed the Joseph Parker / Junior Fa fight.  I tuned in for the Povetkin / Whyte turnabout and I am tantalized by the prospect of a Joe Joyce / Olexsander Usyk bout.   I’ve even heard a distant murmur about Fury and Joshua (or the buttheads that surround them) coming to terms,  but it’s probably best not to get our hopes up.  Don’t want to jinx it.  Counting chickens you know.

Setting aside those things for the moment though, I’m afraid I have to go all Karen on your ass.  Some of you.  Many of you.  Those of you that criticized Dubois as a quitter, that is.

Bitch, please.

First question, the obvious one: “Have you ever had your eye socket fractured?”

That’s what I thought.

For you liars that raised your hand: “After it was broken, was it then struck a hard blow by a 6’-6”, 260 pound man?”  Did you then knuckle down, draw on your inner reserves, curl into a fetal position and cry like schoolgirl?  Because that’s what I would have done.

My wife will occasionally walk through the room when I’m watching a fight.  She’ll pause, and say something like “It’s just so …violent!”  or something equally enlightening. She is expressing her revulsion at the sight two men hitting each other hard enough to draw blood, or knock each other down.  This is an understandable reaction and evidence that my wife and I live in a civilized society.  We don’t throw Christians to the lions for entertainment or execute criminals in a public square.  And it is not for cruelty’s sake that we watch boxing.

I have explained to her that while it looks brutal, what may not be apparent is that the fighters have the ability to stop the violence at any time.  Any time he feels he’s taking a beating and he doesn’t want to any more, he simply has to take a knee, and the beating stops.  Period.  The End.  Or, he can take a knee, clear his head for a moment, then stand back up and re-engage in the fight. The choice is always his. 

Without that option we’re all just cheering for torture.

Roberto Duran said “No mas”.  Joe Frazier quit on his stool after the 14th round in Manilla.  Liston remained seated after six. Dwight Muhammad Qawi turned his back on George Foreman. 

Bert Cooper refused to answer the bell for round three against Foreman.  Both he and Qawi cited concern for their health “I thought I was going to die” (or words to that effect) as their reason for quitting.  Qawi received the raspberries of derision, Cooper didn’t get paid.  (Of course it later came to light that he had been out partying and was probably hung over for the fight). 

That’s harsh.  That’s cold. That’s what Jack Johnson called ”the stern business of pugilism.”  You sign a contract to fight, you gotta fight.  Cooper’s purse was withheld because he “suffered no apparent injury”.  George put the fear of the Lord in him with several thudding body shots, but he may not yet have broken any ribs.

Cooper needed to come out for more and at least gotten knocked down or something so that everybody knew what he knew – that he was a beaten man. The crowd just saw a man not fighting.

Not so Dubois.  He fought nine rounds.  I don’t know which round the fracture occurred in, but his eye was swollen early on, and got progressively worse.  It could have been that last jab that did it.  Regardless, the socket was broken and Dubois felt a tremendous jolt of pain when he got tagged in the tenth, and he took a knee.

His brain correctly interpreted the signals being sent to it from the eyeball region, saying “Ow!  Something is wrong!”  He didn’t know that his eye socket was broken, but he believed that he had been injured, and he was correct.

In Cooper’s defense, watch his fight against Michael Moorer. They both showed tremendous heart, trading multiple knockdowns.  He lost that fight, but he was no quitter.  I suspect he was telling the truth when he said he feared for his life after getting whacked by Big George.  I’m sure his poor choices the night before contributed to that outcome, and maybe it was just that his purse was withheld, but I bet he wasn’t lying about the pain or the fear.

Of course we prefer that a fighter get off the floor and stage a comeback. It’s thrilling.  It’s the best outcome for a spectator.  Think of Rubio vs. Lemieux or Algieri vs Provodnikov.  I’m sure Cooper and Dubois would have preferred that too, but ‘no apparent injury’ isn’t the same as ‘no injury’.

I broke my leg in 2012 – fell down some steps and ended up with my left foot pointed 180 degrees in the wrong direction.  I immediately turned it back around.

We called for an ambulance, telling them I had broken my leg.  A couple minutes later, as the EMT’s were loading me onto that surf-board looking thing, I heard one of them radioing the nearby hospital, giving them my age and other particulars, including the comment “No obvious deformation”.  He was expressing some skepticism as to the nature of my injury. 

The point is that I knew my leg was broken, even though no one else could see it.

We have cut men, referees, even a ring physician, all there to protect the fighters from injury.  Sometimes they intervene and the fighter objects.  More often than not the fighter objects. So when a fighter says “I better quit” maybe we should extend to him the benefit of the doubt.

Joshua vs. Pulev

December 11, 2020

I’ve been waiting for this one for quite some time, like Dubois / Joyce it seemed like the day would never come. But here we are.

I’ve thrown some shade Joshua’s way in the past mainly because I’m pretty juvenile and I’m a huge Klitschko fan.  After the frustration of Fury’s becoming a boxing champ by not boxing, followed by the frustration of him flaking out on the rematches, I would rather have seen Joshua get knocked out.  Then Klitschko could have retired as champion, with one more enormous plume in his well-feathered cap.

C’est la vie.

Pulev is to me, a puzzlement.  He is 28-1 with only 14 knockouts.   He  He’s 6’-4” and fights around 250 – a big man.  How come he can’t knock anybody out?  He’s fought some real fighters recently. He beat Derek Chisora, Samuel Peter, Kevin Johnson, Hughie Fury – I guess I’ll have to look these up on youtube and see how that happened.  I just can’t picture it.  I’ve only seen the Klitschko fight.  In that, he was embarrassed.  Not only did he get knocked down 4 times, but like so many other Klitschko opponents, his offence was stymied to the degree that he looked like an imposter.  Like Leapai or Pianneta you had to wonder “is this guy a real boxer?  He looks like he doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do.” 

That’s what I expect to see tomorrow.  Joshua will stymy and embarrass Pulev.

December 12, 2020

Well I wasn’t wrong.   I didn’t see the CompuBox numbers but it had to be very lopsided. And Pulev looked so small!  I mean they were supposed to be nearly the same weight and only two inches apart in height but it looked more like there was six inches and twenty pounds of lean muscle between them.

I was charmed to see him smiling, blood on his face, giving Joshua a high-five in what looked to be a hearty congratulation after the fight.  I’ve seen fighters do that before, but not Pulev.  When Klitschko decapitated him, he said “He got lucky” and “I want a rematch”.  Maybe he was just glad to get one more big payday at 39 years old. 

Or maybe he’s nuts.  It was pretty creepy how he grinned while getting his ass kicked in round three. He made it a point to show the crowd and the cameras that he was grinning, lifting his mug up into the light for all to see, almost getting nailed with a right cross as a consequence.  He mugged for Klitschko too after the first knockdown.  I guess maybe he’s just not used to getting hit that hard and it brings out the Pee-Wee in him “I meant to do that.”

I hope he retires with some dignity left, and doesn’t wear himself out trying to get a third crack at the title.

Eddie Hearn indicated that he might possibly consider a unification bout with Tyson Fury in the next year. Joshua said he wanted that fight sooner. Let’s start a pool – how many months before this fight takes place? Or maybe just go over/under on 24 months.

As a fan one can only hope.  Sigh wistfully and hope.

Meanwhile lets see these other fellows mix it up.  It’s time for Ruiz to make an appearance. Kownacki needs to get back in the saddle too.  Dominique Breazeale needs a match, as does Junior Fa. Joyce has called out Usyk – let’s see that fight.

As for Joshua, it was good to see him engaging again, you know, actually throwing punches with evil intent, not playing patti-cake  like he did in the Ruiz rematch.  He looked to be back in top form, his confidence restored. 

My buddy (that I was watching with) was rooting for Pulev, having become exasperated with Joshua’s “I’m God’s gift to boxing” comments.  They irritated me too, but I think that’s just a necessary attitude for a champion to have.  Like Iron Mike said you have to believe “I’m the greatest fighter God ever blew air into” to succeed.  Certainly his namesake likes to boast. And if those two ever get together (and please God, let it happen) I will not be making a prediction, just watching eagerly.